Not Ghetto Chick

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

(Source: moraniarty, via gayfather)

Anonymous asked: how do you determine if someone is too old to date?


Answer:

awkwardvagina:

I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma 

purrbunny:

alantyson:

Actually really good career advice from a laughing homicidal madman.

love him

(Source: heathledgers, via left-crayon)

amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

(via left-crayon)

fckyeahundergroundhiphop:

fuegoking:

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

The rarest most illest shit I’ve ever seen in my entire LIFEE

(Source: vinebox, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

hunterdirectionerpottergleek:

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

as a girl, I can confirm this is 100% true

(via dragoutmyhearttoeatitinfrontofme)

cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

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We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

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(via princessmonofuckme)

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